The X-files…Seriously?

There’s nothing I hate more than creepy shit, eerie stuff, or any kind of sci-fi. The new X-files movie to me is nearly the pinnacle of stupid and bad and horrible and just plain poop. No way man. Never ever, no matter what, will I support the X-files. And my least favorite part about the show seems to be what everyone else loves. Scully and fucking Mulder. Are you kidding me?

I couldn’t imagine two more boring, emotionless, nearly dead people if I tried. I get that they deal with aliens and shit all day, but come on. If you want me to watch a show about weird shit, make the people likable, not the most disgusting people ever. They (especially Scully) are just so cold and lifeless. I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole X-files saga ended up that they too were gay ass aliens trying to crack alien cases, of course sandbaggin’ the whole time leading to the unsuccessful nature of their investigations. Especially Scully. Man I hate Scully.

Scully looks like a zombie, or a witchdoctor, or maybe just a creepy bitch. I wonder if she puts that gross white makeup on her face, or if she just naturally looks like Papa Shango? Either way, its weird, and I don’t like it. Suck it X-files. (especially Scully)

~ by Ryan Rosenberg on July 26, 2008.